Sunday, September 26, 2010

Bawbee

So when you gave me a high five today and yelled hey really loud which
was funny hahaha the two Guys in front of me were startled and so I
kept walking behinds them to listen to their conversation and it went
like this: "dude. I totally thoght thatguy was talking to us and I
didn't even know him but I would'a sAid hey anyways" "Yeah dude
hahaha" "hahahayeah" "for real hahaha"
Wow. They were so dumb. DAWTS DX DX *hyperventilation*
did you know rubbing your eyes is bad because it makesthem concave or
which ever cave is bad for eyes. Hahaha caves. Tiger Woods is hiding
out in his man cave!!! Bahaha. He needs Oprah. No wait. DR PHIL he's
nicer. Have you ever closed your eyes and then your eyes burn and it
hurts really bad?! Yeah well. It's a bad feeling. Haha.
Let me tell you something!!! Sara reidy is basically THE funniest
woman I have ever met. She told me that my furture husband should
never leave me alone with my own child cause I'll get bored and do
somethig stupid which made me laugh!!!!! Bahaha! I GET MY LICENSE ON
FRIDAY AHHH OH EM GEEE BRAH anyways. I'm so tired! I'm only writing
this at 11:33 because it all just started flowing into my heAd of
knowledge while I was sleeping cause I started to think about what I
would say in you epic wall post reply so yeah. I just had a flash back
to some movie I watched once when I was little cause I was
justthinking about a waterfall and then inpictured a scenefrom a movie
and there was a grizzly bear DANG! my mind is on FIRE rght now!!!! :D
I really want it to be summer! :( If I were to sit down and actually
think about how badly I want summer I bet I could tear up man. School
is sucking the life outta me. My possibly new boss lives in my née
neighborhood. BAHAHAHA CAR POOL!!! :D
I love...lamp. (ignore the dots I used please they were only for the
same affect as was used inthe movie and nothing else) what was I
watching the other day. Hmmm. Idr. But my little brother was worried
that something was not rated right because it had a questionable scene
in it. But he's young. He didn't even know that my mommy and daddy, ya
know, HEDIDNT KNOW EXACTLY HOW HE GOT HERE(life) till a year ago. He's
a tad bit of an air head sometimes.like me. BUT I'm allowed to be like
that. ANYWAYS. babies are horrid. Ugh. Kay brb I feel like sleep now.
I think!!!!!!!!!
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I just took my EOI and it was for biology :p yucky. I got a 37 but as
long as it's passing I don't care :D lalalazzz. I think I'm gonna
start putting a lot of z's instead of dots. Hmmmzzzzzz. Yeah!! So
while I was taking my EOI and staring atthe compooper thinking how sad
the little mouse's life is! Not even aloud outside of the screen! Or
all those boxes you can make by dragging your mouse on the home
screen, they are TRAPPED inside of the screen! Kinda sad for them.
OHMYGAH the principal just walked in and I was writing this and
texying and listening to music I ALMOST SPAZED OUT 0___0 he knows me.
And he knows Jacob too. Hahaha. OH GOSH we are bad kids.
Ididjjeoeodidjchfheioeowoejdjfjfuoeopqpqpa
"Make it poinnty!!" wow my classzzzzzzzzzz.
I'm hungry. I HAD A YO GURT THIS MORNING AND IT MADE ME SOOO HYPER
but then I almost fell asleep in the testing ughhhzzzzzzzzzzzZzz. I'm
listening to Alvin and the chipmunks!
Joshua:"umm Jordan. Can you see that pond over there!?"
"Yeszzzzz. Why?"
Joshua:"Does it look white to you???"
"Yeszzz. WHYYY?!"
Joshua:"I thinkthe pond is sick. 0____o"
Brail face. My lil'bro is a G. But you ain't. Gotta know the alphabet
to see! Waafflleee waaffle WAFFLEEE. Joshua is raping the couch. Now
he's talking about how the pond is sick again. Hahahaha he just pocket
dialed my dad! Everyone that I texted good morning is TIRED. why!?
That's insane! I didn't see my brother eat his waffle butttttt I guess
he did? Hmm. Sneaky! My eye is burning! Taxi's charge to much. A man
who was just on tv talking about taxi drivers just said "The prices
are RUHDICULUS" Bahahaa! I hate winter:/
Winter ball is his weekend! I'm pumped for Friday! I'm having some
people over to spen the night XD WOOOO! :) Partyy everday! Pa-Pa-Party
everyday!
If your looking for fragarance go to PERFUME WORLD :D
If the world starts to have an ice age evacuate to Mexico!
BAHAHAHA some baby sitter but a tattoo on a baby's butt! What a loser!
He's so going to Jaaayyyy-ayyyy-eyeee-el!!!!! Fox23is sensoring!
Hehehe wow. Today's new is quite exciting!!! :D Fuuuutbaaalll! Hi Ron.
So I saw a guy named Todd the other day and I thought "hmmm. What if
he was a catzzzzz" then I burst out laughing!! Bahhahahahahaha.
Chuck Norris walks into Burger King and orders a Big Mac. They give it
to him!! X)))
AT&T let's you call who you want, when you want!
In my baby paper that I turned in I mentioned that when're the baby
wouldn't stop crying I just put a pillow over it and went to bed:) I
hope she doesn't fail me *hyperventilates*
PAR LE VU FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itoldyaitolditlalalalalalalalaladontthinkillmolestyaboyyy ARE you one
of those people who always have to win in fights?!
I WALK AROUND LIKE I GOT AN S ON MY CHESTridin'throuh the city
Dude. No one got swagga like me. No one on this corner got swag like
me. Cause we the only thing to talk about! Swagga swagga like us
Swagga like us Swagga swagga like us!
Hey! Hey! Ah ah ah ah aha ahh ahahhh TEDDY PAIN TEDY BEND HER A.. DOWN
IM BACK AGAIN WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?!
Bahahahahahaha!!!!!! Some guy on tv jut got bit in the butt by a
pelican XD XD BAHAHA! ohgosh. Poor Australian man. All his pride has
been crushed. He screamed like a girl. RAPE.
hey. So I'm getting a lot of my info from channel 6 news every
morning. Bahaha. Whip it! Whip it good! Dunnnanananana.
I love adrienne!!! You guys are talking!?!? :D yayyy!!!! I've been
attempting to play soccer with her everyday after school ^_^ hehe. SHE
AIMS FOR ME WHEN SHE KICKS THE BALL!!!! :o Rude!!!!! But I dodge them
all! BOOM. ROASTED.
Kenzie knows how to be a chicken.
Does your mom ever say somehig like "Hey DO YOU wanna take out the
trash? DO YOU wanna clean the dishes?!" I dontget it. She asked me if
I WANT to do it. So I say nah I'm good! Then she gets mad cause I'm
raking a tone bahahaha AHHHH PARENTS CAN BE SO LAME DX(for all parents
reading this I said can be lame so not all of you are)
Anyways! Ann Huddelston. I wanna be like her when I grow up! Ahhhhh!
Me&her go to together likerama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de
boom Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop That's the way it should
be Wha oooh yeah! We're one of a kind Like dip di-dip di-dip Doo-bop a
doo-bee doo Our names are signed Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-
dy Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be like one Wa-wa-wa-waaa!When we go out at night And
stars are shinin' bright Up in the skies above Or at the high school
dance Where you can find romance Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-
ove!!!!!Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop Dip da-dip da-dip doo-
wop da doo-bee doo Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y Shoo-by doo-
wop she-bop Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom Ra-ma la-
ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-
y boom de boom Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop Dip da-dip da-
dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
shoo-by doo-wop she-bop Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de
boom!!!!!!!A wop ba-ba lu-mop!!!A wop bam boom!!!!! We're for each
other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom Chang
chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop We'll always be together Wha oooh
yeah! We'll always, be together We'll always be together We'll always
be together A wop ba-ba lu-mop a wop bam boom!
Yesterday my teacher left us a test to take (in first hour) but then
the sub didn't show and he teacher that took us in couldn't find it!!!
So we went to compoopers and I got on Twitter&&looked up pick up lines
cause pick up lines CRACK ME UP XD XD so you probably got a butt load
of tweets. YOU ARE WELCOME! Chinese. I have this odd feeling that if i
go to china I'd get married. Sooooo maybe I shouldn't travel there
till I'm a tad bit older.
Joshy boy just asked me to be his Chaperone for when he goes to Silver
Dollar City XDyessssssss!!!!!!
I forgot to tell Jake that there's some ice on his car. Now we have to
wait for it to warm up UGH. I'm vury bury forgetful. AHH MY EYE!
haahaha.
My wife NEVER texts me :( I texted her "AHH MY EYE" yesterday and she
didn't even respond T_T what if my eye had been falling out&that had
been my cry for help?! What if some one was throwing pens at my eye
and they hit my eye?! What if a fricken samuri came outra no where and
poked ke in the eye so hard that my eye started to bleed and I needed
her help!??!?!?!! Ugh. Bad wife. She just doesn't understand how scary
the life of a secret agent can be. Hmm. I'm not sure this wall post is
long enough yet.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My jeans turn weird on the leg so I look like a hobo. This one time I
left he house dressed in sweats and my dad made me change cause he
didnt wanna be seen with a "hobo woman" o___O umm Kay. I'm hooooood
I'm hoooooooooooood. I'm wearing my cheetah socks RAWR! I'm pumped.
Today and tomorrow are suposed to be nice& warm!!! SCOREEEE! woooo!
Ever since Jake stopped using a pacifier he's always chewed on pens.
Joshua has always suckedbon his shirts or chewed those strings on
sweatshirts. My daddy told me that a kitty cat from across the street
stole my paci :'( he's such a liar!!! But I believed him. So ever
since I stopped using my paci I've disliked cats and kitty's.
Hahahaha. That was a weird story hahaha!
OH EM GEE GUESS WHAT!!!! Lil'wayne's allowed to record while he's in
jail!!!!!! :D yesss! That makes me happy! I was sure I would die from
lack of new lil'wayne songs this summer! ^_^
sadfacr. My best friendthat I've had since I was 3 is leaving me and
going to marines :((( WHAT IF I NEVA SEE HIM AGAIN?! DX that'd make me
sad! But he's super strong and stuff. I bet he'll be fiinneeee.
Fishy fishy! Drizzy! And when I leave I always come right back here!
Niggas for my thoughts! I want the money the money and the cars the
cars and the hoes I just wanna be! I just wanna be sucessful!!! My
girl love me but my heart beat slow. Cause I want the money! The money
and cars the CDs and the hoes! I jut wanna be I just wanna be
successful!!! AhhhHh! Ight well uh! All the way to the top. For the
money. Nay what I'm saying?! Nice words from a decent man. Go me
buzzing like the pizza man. Inside I'm tredding water swimming for the
shore.
NOW ANSWER THIS:IS AUTO TUNE REALLY DEAD?!
I'm a people starrer. But it's weird for me when people stare at me!
Ahhh!!! I wish I could read faces.
My little broher spend his time memorizing rap songs. If he was that
dedicaed to his homework he'd be a straight A student. Bahahaha.
Ummuhh UHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHUHHHH UUUUHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHhhhhhhh
hhhhh hh hh huh hh h h h h h h h h h h hhhhhhUUUUUHHHH HH HH UUUUU
UUUUUU HHHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHH


XD
imma own thatzzzzz.pussy.
OHMYGOSHICANTBELIEVEIJUSTTYPEDHATONHEREAHHHHHIMSUCHAFREAKINGREBELLLL
REDBULLLL REBELLLL THEY GOT TOGETHER. BAHA! GUESS WHAT (what) okay I
ran today and my dad asked me the WEIRDEST question: "does your butt
itch now?" mmeee: DAD WHAT HE HECK NO IT DOES NOT. and he he burst or
laughing
Mr. Han told me in the hall today that he saw me at winterball and
that I looked pretty I didn't even see him there. O___o sooo I'm a tad
confused. Hahaha. And confused why the heck he didn't dance with me!
XD XD BAHAHAHA JKJKJK. he's a teacher. That's bad. I'm in love with
coach Nichol. That's bad too. OKAY ANYWAYS lalalaalalalalala
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"Radio on!"
*blinkers turn on*
"WHAT?! Radio on!!!"
*GPS turns on*
"OHMYGODDDDDD!!! ALL I WANT IS THE RADIO!!! Radio. On."
*windowwipersturnon"
"HOLYCRAPNEVERMIND!!!!!!"
MY FATHER WA A TAILOR I LIKE CLOTHES AND KOW IM GAY!? NO! NNOOOO!!
I had animal crackers today and grape juice YUMMMYYYY I made one small
juice box last the entire hour!!!!!! XD while everyone else drank
theirs in five seconds BOOM. ROASTED. x))))

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Love is good. Love can be strong.

The song to be played at my funeral: Right Back Where We Started--
Cleopatra
:)

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Summer2010

•BAWBEEEE [x]
•Alex Ochsner
•Alicia [x]
•Mantra [x]
•Brooklyn[x]/Catherine[x]/Brittney
•Ryann the Lion
•Adrienne [xxxxxx]
•Sarah Bush
•Kenzie<333333[x]
•DAVISSSSs!
•Jake The Snake[x]
•Trey[x], Remington, Tyler Tiger
•Hoskins!x)
•Haley H.
•Moh-nica
•My grandma[xx]
•Brandi
•Evan x) --Park
•Adrienne[xx]
•Sydni
•Leah Pallleerererrrr
•Paiger![x]
•Colton Devon Aric[xxx]
•Lexie's bed[xxxxxxxxxxxx]
•Alaina[x]
•Hilary[x]
•Breckyn
•Mr.Han[x]
•Susan
•Kent
•Caboose[x]
•Julian[x]
•Elliott<3333[x]

MyfavoritenotefromFRIE.

JJ/ Frie/ Sun
"You are the Sun, I am the Earth, I orbit you"

"I think this---> is a legitiment question for anyone: Why can't love
be easy? Why do you think it can't? Hmmmmm. I LOVE watching you. That
sounds creepy, but I think I learn something about you everyday.^_^ I
love it! I really like thinking about abstract things, especially in
your car.:) Do you think it's weird that one of my closest friends is
a sophomore?? O_o IDC!! *hits caps* I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMELL!
AHHHH! I like how you and Ginger are close. XD I hope I know you
forever. Will you make my sky purple?<3 I really like it when people
say we are alikein anyway. It makes me soooooo happy.:) I love yor
hugs....... And your face..... In bed....*retarded voice* I LOVE YOU!
x)"
Side notes: "We are really weird. I'm in love with you." "DID YOU KNOW
YOU ARE REALLY CUTE?O_O"

Friday, August 20, 2010

FUN FACT :D

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed.

Just Promise You Wont Forget Me.

When is it okay to stop showing someone that you love them? Never.
If you love someone, show them. All the time. In everyway.
Cause you never know when you'll see them next.
Or if you do get to see them again.

Just a thought :)

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

You can grow flowers from where dirt used to be. :)

You can build off all the bad experiences in your life to create good
ones!!! A learning from your mistakes kind of thing!!! :)

A pile of dirt. Bad experiences. Bad memories.
Plant a new start!! To get a beautiful flower. :)

Solo Power

You dont need anyone to make you happy. But when you have them its
great. :)

Monday, June 28, 2010

Horse's in my garden!!!

I just read some of my old posts and uhhh they are all depressing? X)
bahahaha. ANYWAYS!
I swim with goggles. But I don't like people seeing me in goggles
cause I look funny. But at the same time I don't care cause it makes
them laugh :D
Note to self: never tempt Ginger. She WILL jump in the pool.
Sometimes my arms randomly fall asleep?
I text 13 people a day. Sometime more?
The thought of growing up scares me. I like where I am right now. DX
CADE IS OVER :D
I just went.. Starred at Cade. Waved. Then walked away. Cause that's
how our relationship works.
Jello.
Today I went to Mantra practice. I always learn things about Mantra
when I'm with them!
Some of the things I like some of the things I do not like..
Fish&Chicken!!!!!---->Dinner
I love calling people and singing to them :) Especially when they
start to sing along. *cough cough* dance partner *cough cough*

Sunday, June 20, 2010

InDaPast

What a crazy straw :)

Me- He thinks I'm gonna be like Ashley.. :(
Brooke- WHAT THE CRAP?! No! You are nothing like her! He's on crack.
Babe. Date me instead.

I love my Pimp Mama:)

:E

Am I the only one who has a certain kind of music that I listen to
when I'm angry?

Hurting

When people avoid me it puts them to the front of my mind. All I start
to focus on is: Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong? Do
you hate me? Are you mad at me? Why won't you talk to me? What do I
need to do to fix this?Was I mean towards you and didn't know it?
And because I focus on that I ignore everything else. And it ruins my
day. Everyday. Until it's resolved.
TALK TO ME.
How will things be resolved if all you do is look at me and wave hi
and smile as if nothing is even wrong? And in that smile I can tell
you still like me. But then you put on his mask that changes erything
about you that I liked. It makes my heart hurt. My heart, that beats
fast when you're around.
Grrrrrrr..
Whenever I walk up to you.. You quit talking. Do you not know how
hurtful that is? My heart is hurting..and you don't even care! But
atthe same time, I think you know that this hurts and that you do
care and you feel bad..

Saturday, June 5, 2010

What you got boy. Is hard to find.

My list. It's not complete. But I'll add on as the day goes on. ^_^

Boy
Someone who can keep up with me
Someone who loves the outside
Someone who likes laughing
Someone funny
Someone who loves Jesus
Someone who is a good listener
Someone who thinks my weirdness is cute
Someone nonjudgmental
Someone with a huge imagination
Someone good with kids
Someone nice
Someone with an amazing smile
Someone who will be silly with me and not care what anyone else thinks
Someone who can cook!
Someone who will tell me his thoughts
Someone smart
Soneone athletic
Someone cute!
Someone I can have long discussions with.
Someone who is not in the way of my faith
Someone who makes me hyper.
Someone willing to go along with my car dancing and sing alongs
Someone who likes my goggles B)
(not manditory) someone who likes photography also??
Someone who is a people person! And social. Yet at the same time. I kinda want someone who is anti social. Odd I know.
I want someone who will argue with me. I want a challenge in a relationship. Something him&I both have to work at?? Get it? If not that's understandable. ^_^ I'm confusing.
Someone with stories to tell me!!
Someone who knows lots of stuff about  eveything! Like Bobby! And he just tells me randomly whenever he thinks about it!
Someone who is really good at remembering things!!!!
SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIFT :D 
Someone who will surprise me
Someone who is observant
Someone who is caring
Someone who likes star gazing
Someone who will wrestle with me
Someone who gives good hugs!
Someone who likes NAPPLES!
Someone who tells me when I do something cute
Someone CA-RAZYY!!
Someone who is willing ti share me with all my friends :D
Someone who loves going on adventures with me!
Someone who takes me places but won't tell me whereee
Someone who loves his family
Someone who can play the drums or is on the drum line that I'm so in love with would be AWESOME.
Someone who's not afraid of my dad XD
Someone who likes to cuddle.
Someone childish
Someone who likes Disney movies!
Someone who calls me just to say hey!
Someone who isn't afraid to tell me anything, and keeps no secrets from me.
Someone fearless!
Someone who always knows what to say and what to talk about
Someone who likes talking. Especially to me. :D

Sunday, May 23, 2010

A Ryker

Rykers can never hide there feelings from their face. Sure we can lie
and say "No worries! I'm fine!" but our expressions tell all. That's
the Ryker curse.

91 days ago!

LAST NITE I SLEPT WITH ADRIENNE STREETMAN AND IT WAS AMAZING.
That is all. Thank you .

^^^^X) I wrote that 91 days ago :')

Me and Cows

Telling me to be quiet is like telling a cow to not produce milk!

Alone

Right now. I'm at Hunter Park. Skipping church cause...well cause I
wanna be alone.
Right now, being here alone, I feel calm. The man across the lake that
is fishing looks like a man with no problems. Wouldn't that be great?!
To have a life with no problems? You'd always get what you want. The
guy you like would like you back..Your best friends could live with
you..Gas would be free..Money would grow on trees.
But..If life was like that..life might be boring! Life would be to
easy. There would be no challenges! Every person likes a good
challenge..Right?
Maybe I should have alone times like this more often. Sorry for all
the dawts<2 :y

Monday, March 29, 2010

Smiley's

Yeah. I'm bored. So I looked up ALL THE KINDS OF SMILEYS. XD

  • @>--;-- A rose
  • 0*-) Angel wink - female
  • :-Z Angry face
  • >:-( Annoyed
  • ~~8-O Bad-Hair Day
  • :-) Basic
  • :~-( Bawling
  • (:-{~ Beard - long
  • %-| Been up All Night
  • (:-) Big Face
  • (((H))) Big Hug
  • =|:o} Bill Clinton smiley
  • ?-( Black Eye
  • #-) Blinking
  • I:( Botox smiley
  • %-6 Brain Dead
  • :-E Bucktoothed Vampire
  • :-#| Bushy Mustache
  • })i({ Butterfly - an even prettier one
  • q:-) Catcher
  • ;-( Chin up
  • :-.) Cindy Crawford
  • :-8( Condescending Stare
  • H-) Cross-Eyed
  • :*( Crying softly
  • :-@! Cursing
  • %-} Dizzy
  • :*) Drinking every night
  • :#) Drunk
  • :-6 Eating Something Spicy
  • 5:-) Elvis
  • 0|-) Enjoying the Sun
  • >-) Evil Grin
  • l:-O FlatTop Loudmouth
  • =:-H Football player
  • :^{= Frank Zappa
  • /:-) Frenchman with a beret
  • *:* Fuzzy
  • ~~:-( Getting Rained On
  • :oÞ Grinning and sticking tongue out (type ALT+0222 on righthand number keypad)
  • :-}) Handlebar Mustache
  • :%)% Has Acne
  • :-`| Have a Cold
  • l^o Hepcat
  • (_8^(|) Homer Simpson
  • *^_^* Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley
  • :0 Hungry
  • %*} Inebriated
  • (8 { John Lennon
  • :-* Kiss on the cheek
  • >* Kitty doesn't like taking its pill
  • :p Kitty with tongue hanging out
  • @(*0*)@ Koala - it's a straight-on smiley
  • (-: Left Hand
  • >;-> Lewd Remark
  • ;-, Like, Duh
  • %+{ Lost a Fight
  • X-( Mad
  • :-(*) Makes Me Sick
  • @@@@:-) Marge Simpson
  • #:-) Messy Hair
  • :) Midget
  • :-3 Mustache (Handlebar Type)
  • :-# My Lips Are Sealed
  • ):-( Nordic
  • 8-O Omigod!
  • 8> Penguin
  • 3:] Pet Dog
  • :---) Pinnochio
  • 3:[ Pitbull
  • +<:-) Pope
  • +:-) Priest
  • ?-) Proud of black eye
  • =:-( Punk Not Smiling
  • :-r Rasberry
  • :-C Real Unhappy
  • :-)) Really Happy
  • [:] Robot
  • 3:*> Rudolph the red nose reindeer
  • :( Sad Turtle
  • :-y Said with a Smile variation
  • *<|:-) Santa Claus
  • :-@ Screaming
  • $__$ Sees Money
  • 8-0 Shocked
  • :-V Shouting
  • ~:-P Single Hair
  • ':-/ Skeptical again
  • O-) Smiley After Smoking a Banana
  • :-, Smirk
  • :- i Smoking a cig
  • :-Q Smoking while talking
  • :-( <| Standing Firm
  • %-) Staring at a Screen for 15 hours
  • /8^{~ Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
  • `:-) Sweating
  • :-0 Talkative
  • -(:)(0)=8 Teletubby
  • :- ? Tongue Sticking Out
  • :-a Tongue Touching Nose
  • }(:-( Toupee Blowing in Wind
  • x:-/ Uncertain
  • :-| Unfazed
  • |:-| Unyielding
  • :-))) Very Happy
  • (:-( Very Unhappy
  • @:-) Wavy Hair
  • [:-) Wearing a Walkman
  • B-) Wearing Glasses
  • ]-I Wearing Sunglasses
  • :-1 Whatever
  • ;^? Wigged Out
  • ,-) Winking Happy
  • 8<:-) Wizard
  • :~) Wondering
  • l-O Yawning
  • :-(0) Yelling
  • $-) Yuppie
  • O:-) Angel
  • 0;-) Angel wink - male
  • :-{{ Angry Very
  • ~:o Baby
  • d:-) Baseball
  • :-{0 Basic Mustache
  • :-){ Beard
  • : = Beaver
  • :-)^< Big Boy
  • :-)8< Big Girl
  • :-X Big Wet Kiss
  • (:-D Blabber Mouth
  • (:- Blank Expression
  • :-] Blockhead
  • :-}X Bow Tie-Wearing
  • :-(=) Bucktoothed
  • :-F Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing
  • }|{ Butterfly
  • }:-X Cat
  • C=:-) Chef
  • *<<<<+ Christmas Tree
  • *<):o) Clown
  • %) Confused
  • :`-( Crying
  • &:-) Curly Hair
  • >:-> Devilish
  • :3-] Dog
  • :-B Drooling out of Both Sides of Mouth
  • <:-l Dunce
  • (:-| Egghead
  • :-} Embarrassed Smile
  • >:) Evil
  • G(-'.'G) Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley
  • :-! Foot in Mouth
  • :-W Forked Tongue
  • %*@:-) Freaking Out
  • 8) Frog
  • *:*} Fuzzy With a Mustache
  • 8*) Glasses and a Half Mustache
  • }:-) Hair Parted in the Middle Sticking up on Sides
  • :-' Has a Dimple
  • :(#) Has Braces variation
  • /;-) Heavy Eyebrows - Slanted
  • (_8(|) Homer Simpson
  • (^~^~^) Hot Ass Walking Away
  • %*@:-( Hungover with headache
  • o[-<]: I am a skater or I like to skate
  • (|):-)=II= Jewish Blonde
  • @:-} Just Back From Hairdresser
  • >^,,^< Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley
  • ~*= Kitty running away from you
  • >:-l Klingon
  • %OD Laughing like crazy
  • ?-: Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose
  • :-9 Licking Lips
  • 8:-) Little Girl
  • |-( Lost Contact Lenses
  • &-l Makes Me Cry
  • :-S Makes No Sense
  • @|-) Meditating Smiley
  • 8(:-) Mickey Mouse
  • :-{ Mustache
  • {:-{)} Mustache and Beard
  • (-) Needs Haircut
  • :/) Not Amused
  • :=) Orangutan
  • :^) Personality
  • :8) Pig
  • P-( Pirate
  • }:^#) Pointy Nosed
  • :-t Pouting
  • X:-) Propeller Head
  • =:-) Punk
  • <(-'.'-)> Puppy dog - it's a straight-on smiley
  • (((((:-{= Rave Dude
  • ~:-( Really Bummed Out
  • ([( Robocop
  • @};--- Rose
  • :-( Sad
  • :-d Said with a smile
  • M:-) Saluting
  • :-> Sarcastic
  • )8-) Scuba Diver with Hair
  • :-i Semi-Smile
  • +-( Shot Between the Eyes
  • :O Singing
  • :-/ Skeptical
  • :-7 Skeptical variation
  • ):-) Smiley with Hair
  • ;^) Smirking
  • :-? Smoking a pipe
  • ~~~~8} Snake
  • =%-O Stared at Computer Way Too Long
  • (8-{)} Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
  • :0 Surprised
  • ,:-) Sweating on the Other Side
  • &-| Tearful
  • :-)--- Thin as a Pin
  • :-& Tongue Tied
  • *!#*!^*&:- Total Head Case
  • <:>== Turkey
  • =):-) Uncle Sam
  • |:-) Unibrow
  • :-[ Vampire
  • %') Very Tired
  • :-< Walrus
  • {(:-) Wearing a Toupee
  • 8-) Wearing Contacts
  • :-{} Wearing Lipstick
  • {:-) Wears a Toupee
  • :-" Whistling
  • '-) Winking
  • ;-) Winking variation
  • :-)8 : Woman
  • ,-} Wry and Winking
  • |^o Yawning or Snoring variation
  • =8-0 Yikes!

Nom Nom Nom

Who decided that the Ice Cream truck was gonna be known as the Ice Cream truck song?!
Did they seriously sit down and write that so they could say: "Success!!! I have written the song everyone will hear and think about Ice Cream! And trucks that distribute Ice Cream!!" Little kids EVERYWHERE know this song because they get all Nom nom nom for Ice Cream. Its insane.

Filling Up The Jar


You only live life once. :)
Adventures at beaches and lakes
AHH *sigh*
I've quit emptying my shoes from all the sand.
I want an Adventure Friendship Jar :)
Maybe, by the end of Summer, I'll have it all filled up with adventures! And memories :)
Unless I get a dang job that keeps me busy. BUT I won't let that stop me :)

Everyone's life is like a jar too! It contains all the people and things and memories that they love!
or did that not make any sense at all? Haha.

KAYTHANKSBAIII

Monsterrrrrr

Kiddy crushes are the best.
You in your skinny jeans and that Monster sweater.
Me in my blue jeans and me in my funky vest.
When the sun's out everything is always so much better!

Why am I trying to make a poem. Hahaha :)

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Hills

Hills.
Where it is fun to have spills.
Climbing up. Rolling down.
Looking like a complete clown!
Rolling down bound to the ground
When you getup the world is spinning round!
Here's some advice..
You'll wanna do it more than twice.
It's fun.
So fun you'll wish it were never done :)
<3!!! :D

Paths

Life is full of various paths.
North, East, South, West, you can do the math.
Love and friends, which to take?
Right and wrong, the choice is hard to make.
Lovers live in worlds apart.
The road they choose is to each others heart. <3 :D

Thursday, March 4, 2010

What I thought about on the bus:)

What I think about on the bus.

When girls don't wear belts and their butt hangs outta the back of
their pants it's just DISGUSTING. Serouisly, wear a belt. It's not
that hard. It's just yucky and no bueno chica!
When old guys grow out their beards it looks cool:) cause they look
lke pirates and yeah! It's fun! :D
Keep Out signs just make rebels want to pass the line hehehe. Being
adventureous is fun!
So I almost ran into an old lady once and I'm pretty sure it was JP's
grandma. And Cameron saw me. But they haven't said anything. Sooo
maybes it's all good?! :D hahaha that lady got so pissy at me from her
car! I just imagined her cussing me out. Cause she probably did. She
was moving her lips? Hehehehe it made me laugh.
People think I'm pretty?? Hmmm. I dunno about that. This cutie of a
boy got on the bus and sat across from me. I saw him when he got on
the bus&he saw me and his eyes got big. Good or bad? Idk. Then he asks
me "Sooo did you just move here?" me-"haha nope. Just haven't ridden
the bus till now. ^_^"
So the outfit I'm weatin right now. Yeah. I'm wearing it again on
thrsday. X))) I was to lazy to change. But if it's not dirty IM GONNA
WEAR IT. :)
I love spendiing my weekend with Lexie. :)
My Fran Adrienne is super fun. Never annoying. Very mature for her
age. She thinks she's annoying but that makes her dumb :) Cause I LOVE
HER. she should be with me all the time. Yeah :)
Dawson McAllister is a good man. He sounds like a man that wears
glasses and has a beard. One of those oxy clean beards :D Nice man. ^_^
I WANT YOUR LOVEEEEE.
Summah. Please. Get here ASAP. Now would be sooo great. I need a sun
burn. And a reason to go outside and not come in all day. It's to cold
outside right now. DRIVING ME CARAZY.
Getcha game face on with some push ups man. Or pray. That helps a lot:)

Saturday, February 27, 2010

I'm going to live. And live now.

Love is too young to know what conscience is,
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove:
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross body's treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love; flesh stays no farther reason,
But rising at thy name doth point out thee,
As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
No want of conscience hold it that I call
Her 'love,' for whose dear love I rise and fall.
---William Shakespear

Thursday, February 25, 2010

COUTNDOWN!!


58 days till my Bubba comes home! :)

My Favorite Things To Wish Upon :)

The First Star
This happens every day.
When you see the first star that appears in the night sky, recite this rhyme:
Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight.
Then make your wish.

Necklace Clasps
When the clasp on your necklace is turned all the way around to the front, someone else can turn it back for you and tell you to make a wish.
This doesn't work if you do it for yourself, so it's a good idea to train all your friends to keep an eye out.

Dandelions
Get a dandelion that has gone to seed; that is, the soft white puffy kind. Make your wish, then try to blow all the seeds off it in one breath. If you get it all off in one puff, your wish will come true.

Zoos
When going to the zoo, walk through the entrance backwards while making a wish. When leaving the zoo, remember to walk out of the exit backwards. :D

Enjoy the little things in life :)

Like, trashing an empty store, rolling down a hill and getting super dizzy and your pants turned sideways, buying an extra bag of forks for forking, or an extra roll of toilet paper. :)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

~I wanna run with the Wild Horses~

Have you ever been listening to a song and have one or two lines that just POP out to you? Like those are the only words you'll hear?
I was just listening to he song called "Wild Horses" by Natasha Bedingfield. Hmmm. The one line that I keep hearing is "Wish I could recklessly love like i'm wanting too"
And the line "To face the fear and not be scared."<3
It leaves me mystified.
I guess I just wanna open up my heart and tell how I feel. But then, I dont. :)
HMMPFF.

Lalalalalove,JJ

Monday, February 15, 2010

Lily&Betty

Once upon a time, there was a pixie named Lily. She had a best friend named Betty :)
Lily had just discovered who she was and what he pixie power was. "You are so, YOU" Said Lily's mama. :)
Lily was excited. Her pixie power was to control the wind :)
Betty, who was wanting her own pixie power to come a long quickly so that she could keep up with her best friend Lily, decided that she wanted a power to control the wind too. But just couldn't understand how Lily did it.
Betty wanted to be like Lily so bad. So she started blowing the clouds in attempt to mimic the wind. With no such luck.
Lily, how ever, with a slight blow at the clouds moved them half way around the world!
"How DO you do it?! Please. Tell me how I can get my pixie power now also!" begged Betty.
"I legit don't know Betty. I woke up and just knew. I knew I was the wind. Its like we are one." said Lily.
In her frustration Betty turned red,"I WANNA CONTROL THE WIND LIKE YOU! DX" and she fluttered off...[please excuse the DAWTS they are for effect i don't like them either DX ehh.]
~One Week Later~
It was a bright sunny day. First day of spring! And Betty felt unlike she ever had before.
"Hmmm."She thought, "Maybe today is the day. Maybe I can control the wind! :D "
She got dressed and flew towards a cloud & blew with all her might!
Nothing.
She didn't feel that special connection with the wind. It just wasn't her thing. Then she saw a stream below and was drawn to it.
WATER. Betty's pixie power was to control the water! She ran to Lily's house to tell her the good news! She now realized that just because her and Lily didn't have the same pixie power that they would still be best friends :)
Betty was so happy. She had found what fit her best! She had found her own thing! HERS. Best friends don't always have to like the same things, or do everything together every single day, or listen to the same music. Best friends can be best friends and have different interest's ^_^


THE END :D

PLOP

I always seem to have at least one or two days a week where everything I hold drops.
And its quite comical.
I like it :)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Frizz be gone!

Sometimes whenever I have really frizzy hair or something, I put my hair in a pony tail..and BAM! Suddenly its straight and shiny and soft!( To all you pervs who just cracked up like i did....nucks. XD )
I find that odd.. O_O

I've broken the law

Me and Batman were running to our bat mobile. Its weird now cause we're growing up. Which makes me kinda sad. But anyways! :D
He got into the drivers seat and rolled down the windows and I turned up the tunes. And that made me happy! CAUSE I FELT LIKE WE WERE REALLY CLOSE BEST FRIENDS RIGHT THEN.
I guess I was smiling really big? Haha. I never notice when I do.
"What?!"
"We're so old... BEST FRIEND! XD"
He sped. I'm pretty sure I will always be the one to drive when we hang. Unless I'm low on gas.
We didn't even travel very far. But. Yeah.
We broke the law.
Truth is. Neither of us has our license. OOPSIEE :D





P.S. I've been kicked out of chuckie cheese...I've stolen blue socks from Academy...Driven around dowtown bixby without a license or parental unit... And recently been kicked out of a park with my daughters and Scotty. OOPSIEEE :)
GAH I LOVE BEING A REBEL. XD